322 quotes found
“I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.”
“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.”
“I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.”
“I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.”
“I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine, and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers.”
“I had a dream about you last night.We moved into a cabin in the countryside.I couldn't handle the spiders.You couldn't handle my drama.I moved back to the city.”
“I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the worlds best ventriloquist.”
“I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did.”
“I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.”
“I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.”
“I had a dream about you last night it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.”
“I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.”
“I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.”
“I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.”
“I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.”
“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldnt tell if it was because you were sad or because youd been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling you that Id just heard from t...”
“I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, ...”
“I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldnt talk. So we put on a strip show for the department store sale, and I was arrested for theft I t...”
“I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies.”
“I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt.”
