402 quotes found
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
“Some men can be good ' horse whisperers ' and many dogs can be wonderful ' man whisperers '.”
“Dogs are loyal friends, and if they could talk, your secrets would still be safe. (If my cat could talk, Id have to let the dog eat her.)”
“Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.”
“As dogs return to their vomit, some men return to their wives.”
“There is always hope for man or dog in life if only they be cute”
“You'll never reach your destination if you stop to throw stones at every dog that barks.”
“People say dogs who roam in Mercedes are Lucky, this is your feeling, not the Dogs!!!”
“If you can be content with who you are, how you look and then try every day to make a difference to someone else, then it leads to a wonderful life. Its a shame more humans cant grasp that fact. - ...”
“Youve one mark on your record, Tamas said. You once punched a na-baron in the face. Broke his jaw. Tell me about that.Olem grimaced. Officially, sir, I was pushing him out of the way of a runaway c...”
“Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.”
“Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.”
“Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?”
“My dogs have been the reason I have woken up every single day of my life with a smile on my face.”
“If you associate with eagles, you will learn how to soar to great heights. But if you run with dogs, you will learn how to bark.”
“I shall love my kind of love anyway, doggedly, for I must certainly do the best I can with my own nature and if my nature is to love too well or from afar or to be grateful for crumbs...well, so be...”
“Come meet my dog.""What's the dog's name?""Justice.""Nice touch for a judge. A dog named Justice.”
“When I came out of anesthesia, I wanted two things: my husband and my dog. They wouldn't let the dog in the recovery room.”
“Whoever said dogs can't speak was never interested in learning another language.”
“The capacity for love that makes dogs such rewarding companions has a flip-side: They find it difficult to cope without us. Since we humans programmed this vulnerability, it's our responsibility to...”