405 quotes found
“[Therapist and friend, with a voice like Raul Julia during his Gomez Adams days] Rudy studied my face, I have a two oclock open on Tuesday.I sighed, Yeah, ok. Tuesday at two.He nodded, pleased. Bri...”
“I promise not to hurt you, unless you try to take my shit. Then I'll twist your head off and hide it in a bush somewhere.”
“I think I remember what love was like before. There were complex emotional and biological factors. We had elaborate tests to pass, connections to forge, ups and downs and tears and whirlwinds. It w...”
“If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it.”
“Mark Spitz had met plenty of the divine-retribution folks over the months. This was their moment; they were umbrella salesmen standing outside a subway entrance in a downpour. The human race deserv...”
“It is said that there exist parallel worlds in which all other possible realities occur. Every decision we could ever make exists as a unique reality in which that decision is made. Of course you c...”
“Knowlede is power and Absolute Knowledge is Absolute Power or the Power of Truth, which is constantly shaping events and circumstances to reveal the errors in our beliefs.”
“To be Irish is to know that in the end the world will break your heart.”
“Songs remain. They last...A song can last long after the events and the people in it are dust and dreams and gone. That's the power of songs.”
“I sat in the dark and thought: Theres no big apocalypse. Just an endless procession of little ones.”
“It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was a jest and applauded. He repeated his warning. They shouted even louder. So I ...”
“I love my virginity to the apocalypse.”
“We wrap up our violent and mysterious world in a pretense of understanding. We paper over the voids of our comprehension with science and religion, and make believe that order has been imposed. And...”
“The last to fall were the buildings, distant and solemn, the gravestones for an entire world.”
“So when the last and dreadful hourThis crumbling pageant shall devour,The trumpet shall be heard on high,The dead shall live, the living die,And Music shall untune the sky”
“Sometimes it's torturous to think of things we can't possibly have.”
“This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist?”
“Thank God for imminent doomsday.”
“Should the whole frame of nature round him break,In ruin and confusion hurled,He, unconcerned, would hear the mighty crack,And stand secure amidst a falling world.”
“The sun tells the best joke of a day full of them, setting so spectacularly that you can almost smell the tropical paradise lazing somewhere over this rim of endless, gray socialist towers. Miles o...”
