“Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.”

“Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.”

“I love you,' Buttercup said. 'I know this must come as something of a surprise to you, since all I've ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours no...”

“Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.”

“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.”

“The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love yo...”

“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.”

“Well,said Ernest, by some strange coincidence I know this story.Boddichek was not good at irony. I knew that there was that possibility, he said, but we have a great new way to treat it, and I thou...”

“It could have been worse. He could have said he wasn't a 'dessert person' and then I would have been forced to jump out of a moving car.”

“I'll show you how," Peter said. "Stop hiding behind your ignorance.”

“Screenplays are structure, and thats all they are. The quality of writingwhich is crucial in almost every other form of literatureis not what makes a screenplay work. Structure isnt anything else b...”

“Screenplays are structure, and that’s all they are. The quality of writing—which is crucial in almost every other form of literature—is not what makes a screenplay work. Structure isn’t anything el...”