“Love builds a bridge. Hate builds a wall.”

“Beware the ideas of March... just one little letter changes the whole meaning. I love the way worms can do that.”

“Surely if Alternative Facts are untrue they should be called Ficts?”

“I tried to think outside the box but couldn't open the lid.”

“Art is personal, criticism shouldn't be.”

“It's good to write badly. Things can only get better.”

“Good fiction writers have an instinctive understanding of human nature. That's what makes stories and characters captivating. Good spiritual writers share what they sincerely practice themselves.”

“Everyone is running from something. But if were lucky, really lucky, fate intervenes and presents an opportunity to conquer our fears. Only then, if triumphant, can a destiny bestowed become a dest...”

“A pen name is a nickname.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”