“Love builds a bridge. Hate builds a wall.”

“The art of writing involves making as many cups of tea as you can in the time available for writing. Then adding extra time for writing...”

“Surely if Alternative Facts are untrue they should be called Ficts?”

“I tried to think outside the box but couldn't open the lid.”

“Art is personal, criticism shouldn't be.”

“It's good to write badly. Things can only get better.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”

“I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.”