“A stitch in time saves nine......if the patient goes to the doctor early...”

“A journey of a quarter million miles ended with a Giant Step..”

“A dog is a man's best friend........and a cat is a woman's..”

“A chain is as strong as its weakest link...........and a brain is as strong as its weakest think!”

“A friend in need becomes always a friend in need if you help him once......”

“A picture is worth a thousand words.......and a video is worth a million pictures.....”

“If a lion turned every time small dogs barked at it, it would be the laughing stock of the jungle.”

“The louder the dogs bark the less a lion feels threatened.”

“If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do.”

“If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.”

“I heard the man and woman cry a warning as I frantically racked my brain for some sort of throat-repairing spell, which I was clearly about to need. Of course the only words that I actually managed...”

“I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”