“Trees are where Nature has simply begun”

“Rain is the purest of natural happenings.”

“Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.”

“When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.”

“Love can be simply the absence of tension.”

“And now, for something completely the same:Wasted time and wasted breath,'s what I'll make, until my death.Helping people 'd be as good,but I wouldn't, if I could.For the few that help deserve,have...”

“If a lion turned every time small dogs barked at it, it would be the laughing stock of the jungle.”

“It is said "Barking dogs seldom bite".......Unfortunately many dogs do not know this proverb!”

“The louder the dogs bark the less a lion feels threatened.”

“Neighbours complaining about someones dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadnt been much left of ...”

“The weaker you are the louder you bark.-Tenten”

“Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.”

“Crap.It's all crap.Living is crap.Life has no meaning.None. Nowhere to be found.Crap.Why doesn't anybody realize this?”

“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldnt that make a charming epitaph? Here li...”

“Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" o...”