“Demasiada cordura puede ser la peor de las locuras, ver la vida como es y no como debera de ser.Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.”

“Until death it is all life”

“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”

“The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.”

“He who sings scares away his woes.”

“El que lee mucho y anda mucho, ve mucho y sabe mucho.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”