“People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, harmless sounding phrases that people uses every day, like: 'Be realistic!'" (2009)]”

“Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.”

“Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today and there are other pressures.”

“I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.”

“He looks like a horse in a man costume!”

“A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!”

“The sweeper of the street is a leader in his own respect provided he does his job well with all love, diligence and attention than anyone would do when given the same broom sticks.”

“Life is more or less a lie, but then again, that's exactly the way we want it to be.”

“If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and man they expect the same.”

“Dylan, while he is in the shower and he and Joss are only seperated by the curtain and his invisibility:Dylan: "Maybe if you would come in here and scrub my back it would speed things up."Joss: "I'...”