“You've got no sense of humor.""I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.”

“When I came in and you were sleeping, I thought: Theres my soldier, exhausted from her wars. He lifted her hand, kissed her fingers. Now, I look, and I think: Theres my woman, soft and lovely. Her ...”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”