“When I came in and you were sleeping, I thought: Theres my soldier, exhausted from her wars. He lifted her hand, kissed her fingers. Now, I look, and I think: Theres my woman, soft and lovely. Her ...”

“If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal and wise, I'm going to punch you in the stomach.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”