“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes! Dee shrieked. My eyes!”

“A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and then Andrew yelling, Ouch. What in the hell was that for? Your timing sucks on an e...”

“And I learned that sometimes when someone says something so devastatingly perfect, there isn't a need for a response. The words said it all.”

“You really shouldnt trust a soul in this game. Not when everyone has something to gain or lose.”

“I have the feeling we just made a deal with the devil, and he's going to come back and want our first-born child or something."Daemon waggled his brows. "You want kids? Because you know, practice m...”

“Honestly, as much as I love my brother, Im not sure how I feel about him hanging out in your bedroom. He reached out with a muscular arm and used his fingers to brush a few strands of hair off my c...”

“Til shade is gone, til water is goneInto the shadow with teeth baredScreaming defiance with the last breathTo spit in Sightblinders eye on the Last Day.”

“Riley Blackthorne - kicking hell's ass one demon at a time.”

“Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.”

“Oh you cut your hair! What happened? Are you going through a breakup or something?""My favorite character died.”

“But what if you are a smart girl in love? All because I was a book nerd didnt mean, I didnt feel, I didnt want. Shylock had cried out in excess of pain, If you prick me do I not bleed! But a book n...”

“Because I'm the kind of girl who fantasizes about being trapped in a library overnight.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”