When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.My pulse will be quickenin',With each drop of strych-a-nine, We feed to a pigeonit just takes a smidgenTo poison a pigeon in the park.
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Tom Lehrer was a 20th-century American musician and mathematician. Thomas Andrew Lehrer was an American musician, singer-songwriter, satirist and mathematician, who later taught mathematics and musical theater. He recorded pithy, humorous, and often political songs that became popular in the 1950s and 1960s. Read more on Wikipedia →

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