“Im waiting for the day when Rush Limbaughs pharmacist writes a book.”

“Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda.”

“Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence.”

“As far as I'm concerned, the gator that ate T.C. deserves a medal from Crime Stoppers.”

“My father's a large man, very strong, but he says fighting is for people who can't win with their brains. He also says there are times when you've got no choice but to defend yourself from common m...”

“That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and never at all by somber worry; every day was a rom...”