I must be psychotic / I must be dementedTo think that I'm worthy of all this attentionOf all of this money you worked really hard forI slept in late while you worked at the drug storeMy drug's attention / I am an addictBut I get paid to indulge in my habitIt's all an illusion / I'm wearing makeupI'm wearing makeup, makeup, makeup
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