If every day you play the board game RiskYou've probably never taken a riskIn your life / And Monopoly has farFrom a stranglehold on the board game marketA little kid died from suffocationWhen he choked on a game piece from Operation
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Bo Burnham was a contemporary American comedian and musician. Robert Pickering Burnham is an American comedian, actor, musician and filmmaker. Burnham's work combines elements of filmmaking with music, sketch, and stand-up comedy, commonly with a dramatic, satirical, or tragic twist that is often left open to interpretation. Read more on Wikipedia →

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