Love is... takin' a dive and gettin' really comfortable and peein' in the pool, andLove is... a real-life porn— minus all the stuff that makes porn cool, andLove is... a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain, andFindin' a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate, andEven though he's heartbroken, he can't complain, 'cause he was hungry in the first place
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Bo Burnham was a contemporary American comedian and musician. Robert Pickering Burnham is an American comedian, actor, musician and filmmaker. Burnham's work combines elements of filmmaking with music, sketch, and stand-up comedy, commonly with a dramatic, satirical, or tragic twist that is often left open to interpretation. Read more on Wikipedia →

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