'Cause I'm Bo, yo / I'm the greatest rapper everAnd I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or notThink you're better, you're not / Don't need a sweater, I'm hotI'm a real G, shorty, that can really find your G-spot
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Bo Burnham was a contemporary American comedian and musician. Robert Pickering Burnham is an American comedian, actor, musician and filmmaker. Burnham's work combines elements of filmmaking with music, sketch, and stand-up comedy, commonly with a dramatic, satirical, or tragic twist that is often left open to interpretation. Read more on Wikipedia →

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