Day One: Rang bell, cat fucked off. (Oh dear.)Day Two: Rang bell, cat went and answered door.Day Three: Rang bell, cat said he had eaten earlier. (Cheeky bugger.)Day Four: Went to ring bell, but cat had stolen batteries.Final Day – Day Five: Went and rang bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell.I ate food.
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