Here's the thing. I know it's hard being a cop. I know it's hard. I know that shit's dangerous. I know it is, OK? But some jobs can't have bad apples. OK? Some jobs, everybody gotta be good. Like— pilots. You know? American Airlines can't be like, You know, most of our pilots like to land. We just got a few bad apples, that like to crash into mountains. Please bear with us.
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