“They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.”

“Tomorrow is promised to no one.”

“This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.”

“I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid, I was annoyed by people who wanted to tell everyone how to live.”

“First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.”

“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”