Baseball players have to go in front of a grand jury and say, Yeah, I did cocaine. Can you blame me? It's a slow goddamn game! Come on Jack! Standing out in left field for seven innings, and there's a long white line going down to home plate! I see the guy putting it out going Heh heh heh heh!!!! And that damn organ music too, the whole [does intro to Charge!]! Third base coach is always doing this...[wiping nose, fidgeting around]. When he's doing that, I don't know whether to slide or do a line! People sliding into home plate head first, umpire goes, You're out! No, baby, I'm up now! Ha ha ha!

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