“Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”

“This poor little one-horse town.”

“Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.”

“Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?”

“Get your facts first and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.”

“The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and perjury.”

“Are you good men and true?”

“The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and perjury.”

“The jury passing on the prisoner's life May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two Guiltier than him they try.”