Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
S. L. Clemens.
“Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”
“This poor little one-horse town.”
“Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?”
“Get your facts first and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.”
“The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and perjury.”
“There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.”
“Members of Congress are like the voters in one respect -- they want to go with the winners.”
“After Congress passed SJ Res 34, we are no longer merely battling a cyber-kinetic war on all fronts, we are now in a state of perpetual cyber-kinetic-meta war, and there will be no end.”
“...all members of Congress should be required wear NASCAR uniforms. You know, the kind with the patches? That way we'd know who is sponsoring each of them. I think he was kidding; they'd never be a...”
