“Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”

“This poor little one-horse town.”

“Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.”

“Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?”

“Get your facts first and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.”

“There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.”

“Are you good men and true?”

“The jury passing on the prisoner's life May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two Guiltier than him they try.”

“The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance stupidity and perjury.”