“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.”

“I dont think this kind of thing [satire] has an impact on the unconverted, frankly. Its not even preaching to the converted; its titillating the converted. I think the people who say we need satire...”

“Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.”

“My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people in...”

“Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.”

“I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:Plagiarize!Plagiarize!Let no one else's work evade your eyes!Remember why the go...”

“The heart was made to be broken.”

“He does something to me, that boy. Every time. Its his only detriment. He steps on my heart. He makes me cry.”

“Was it hard?" I ask.Letting go?"Not as hard as holding on to something that wasn't real.”