“Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction.”

“Layney Logan, there are two things in this world you dont need to question. One is gravity. He tilted my chin to force me to look him in the eye. The sudden intimacy shocked me. The other is Layney...”

“Id like to make it clear from the start that I am gay, gay,gay. Like, when I come out of the closet, Im usually wearingmy sisters prom dress kind of gay.”

“You look worse today than you did when you had two blackeyes.Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things.”

“My best advice is to be yourself. Unless youre psychotic, then you might want to try a different tactic.”

“Layney Logan, there are two things in this world you don’t need to question. One is gravity.” He tilted my chin to force me to look him in the eye. The sudden intimacy shocked me. “The other is Lay...”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”