“Dont you think its a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court?”

“Aves hasnt mentioned a boyfriend, Lock chimed in, and were just dying to hear all about you. Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists.”

“But nowhere in the file had anyone said, Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction. At least not in the parts Id skimmed.”

“Don’t you think it’s a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court?”

“Aves hasn’t mentioned a boyfriend,” Lock chimed in, “and we’re just dying to hear all about you.” Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”