I’ve been surrounded by nitwits my entire life.
Chelsea Ballinger, Sinners & Saints.
“Are you trying to call me strange, Mandrake? I pout playfully.He nods. Your strange is what makes you sensational to me.”
“I hear your voice in my sleep. When Im near you, I am aware of every fucking second your body shifts. When Im not near you... I cant even think straight because Im too busy thinking about what stup...”
“She fell down fifty-five floors. It took 10.6 seconds for her to hit the ground. It took my father forty-eight hours to come back home from his business trip in Sweden.”
“Us women, no matter how crude we are with one another,we must always remember that we have two enemies in common. The three of us look at each other confused, then back at Ms. Eleanor waiting for h...”
“You know, I gave you the benefit of the doubt earlier when I first encountered you, the raging beastoh I mean bitch. But nowI truly think that if greats who devoted themselves and achieved in some ...”
“Crying is good for the soul, or so they say.”
“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”
“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”
“If you have the power to change the world for the better, you should do it. That's why people who do nothing are idiots, but idiots who do nothing are life-savers.”
“The world dread nothing so much as being convinced of their errors.”
“Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who dont know a damn thing except the fact that theyre willing to figure it out together.”
“The hobgoblin of a little mind may be the genius of a great one.”
“To force oneself to believe and to accept a thing without understanding is political, and not spiritual or intellectual.”
“It's difficult being an intellectual in a bread and butter sort of town.”