“Are you trying to call me strange, Mandrake? I pout playfully.He nods. Your strange is what makes you sensational to me.”

“I hear your voice in my sleep. When Im near you, I am aware of every fucking second your body shifts. When Im not near you... I cant even think straight because Im too busy thinking about what stup...”

“She fell down fifty-five floors. It took 10.6 seconds for her to hit the ground. It took my father forty-eight hours to come back home from his business trip in Sweden.”

“Us women, no matter how crude we are with one another,we must always remember that we have two enemies in common. The three of us look at each other confused, then back at Ms. Eleanor waiting for h...”

“Crying is good for the soul, or so they say.”

“Ive been surrounded by nitwits my entire life.”

“Whos happy? Happy is just what people think they are when they cant find anything to bitch about.”

“Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.”

“Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"”

“Every evil starts with 15 volts.”

“My feeling about work is that it's an unnecessary evil, so I've always done my best to avoid it.”

“Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.”

“What barrier is there that love cannot break?”

“Violence begins with the fork.”

“If one is not a meditator, howsoever good one is it is all useless.”