“Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority”

“I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitz...”

“An elementary school student asked me the NOT politically correct question, Is an idiot smarter than a moron? I had to Google it because I was afraid to respond in todays PC society and didnt want ...”

“have you always been a jackass or is that something youve just recently acquired at the I Want to be a Junior Jackass store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant”

“If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens”

“My name is Richard Werner. Dick. You can call me Dick.”

“We kill all the caterpillars, then complain there are no butterflies.”

“Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace.”

“You can be used by someone for their aims when you are not aware of your true being”