“Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority”

“I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitz...”

“An elementary school student asked me the NOT politically correct question, Is an idiot smarter than a moron? I had to Google it because I was afraid to respond in todays PC society and didnt want ...”

“have you always been a jackass or is that something youve just recently acquired at the I Want to be a Junior Jackass store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant”

“If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens”

“An elementary school student asked me the NOT “politically correct” question, “Is an idiot smarter than a moron?” I had to Google it because I was afraid to respond in today’s PC society and didn’t...”

“Global betterment is a mental process, not one that requires huge sums of money or a high level of authority. Change has to be psychological.”

“The best boss is the one who bosses the least.”

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord.""It might to keep it open.”