“Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority”

“I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitz...”

“have you always been a jackass or is that something youve just recently acquired at the I Want to be a Junior Jackass store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant”

“If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens”

“My name is Richard Werner. Dick. You can call me Dick.”

“An elementary school student asked me the NOT “politically correct” question, “Is an idiot smarter than a moron?” I had to Google it because I was afraid to respond in today’s PC society and didn’t...”

“Don't be too realistic , It will make you an Idiot .”

“Idiot - A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or act...”

“...if you stood at the other end of the universe seeking resolution you would just end up feeling like an idiot for trying.”

“You have killed my love. You used to stir my imagination. Now you don't even stir my curiosity. You simply produce no effect. I loved you because you were marvelous, because you had genius and inte...”

“Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity.”

“But spontaneity is not by any means a blind, disorderly urge, a mere power of caprice. A philosophy restricted to the alternatives of conventional language has no way of conceiving an intelligence ...”