“Hi honey, Im home! Take your pants off! Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch container in the sink.”

“He unbuckled his beltand pulled off his blue jeans and boxers. I guess I had forgotten hisactual size and I blushed at the sight of him. This was gonna hurt.”

“Did I use enough lube last night?I turned my head to the side and closed my eyes with blushingcheeks. Dontdont call it that.What? Lube? he asked. I nodded and covered my mouth w”

“I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute.”

“Dont answer the door without a shirt! Now, go get dressed before you catch a cold, I scolded.Why? He was kinda cute. Do you think he wouldve went for it if I said I didnt have any money? Wesley ask...”

“Good luck on your test.Im gonna ace it for sure! I said, rolling to Wesleys side of thebed and pulling the sheet up.Dont I know it, he smiled, and then slapped the doorframe. Ohyeah. If Gus calls, ...”

“Soon enough, Miner stopped caring who was watching - for a brief time, he and Ennek were a universe of two.”

“We dont hide crazy, I said. We put it on the porch and let it entertain the neighbors.”

“Now wait a second..." Kenneth butted in."Yeah, we haven't asked you the questions yet," Brandon finished for Kenneth."Yeah, like what are your intentions toward our little Ryan," Patrick added, smi...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“What sexual preference do you hope she has? Happiness. Isnt that cool?”

“[Two respondents] minimized the assimilationist implications of the dominant account; Russ Silver rejects the idea entirely.I have no interest in being accepted. I consider this system corrupt, and...”

“For life is too short to resign ourselves to reading poorly written books and sleeping with women we don't love.”