“When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.”

“Fireball doesnt need a search warrant.”

“I will never understand why you Humans werent designed to recycle your bodys water after filtering waste. Its just so much more efficient.”

“I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.”

“Sibyl, what do you want?I want to live, the Sibyl said, and her voice rang rich and full. I want to keep on living forever and watching heroes and fools and knights go up and down, into the world a...”

“When God is driven to the periphery of the public square, the human spiritual capacity longs for exercise, and it often finds it in the suspension of disbelief and activity of the imagination that ...”

“When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.”

“After that, we had a short conversation about how your body can sometimes seem totally separate. She said her body can feel like a distant bureaucracy controlled by telegrams from her brain, and I ...”

“Life is like a game, once your piece is on the board there is no leaving until you have finished. It does not matter how you finished just that you pass the line...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”