“Not one of the boys like me. Ive put their noses out of joint.Well, they were never good-looking lads.”

“Mary, we met in a pub. As you werent banging a tambourine, I understand you werent selling the word of God.”

“I dont know what came over me.Charlie smiled. He drew her to him and kissed her. Me, he said.”

“Writing is like knitting. Stitch after stitch, word by word, and before you know it you have a book ... or a jumper!”

“Not one of the boys like me. I’ve put their noses out of joint.”“Well, they were never good-looking lads.”

“I don’t know what came over me.”Charlie smiled. He drew her to him and kissed her. “Me,” he said.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”