“The mind of a writer can be a truly terrifying thing. Isolated, neurotic, caffeine-addled, crippled by procrastination, consumed by feelings of panic, self-loathing, and soul-crushing inadequacy. A...”

“The hardest thing about being famous is that people are always nice to you.”

“You'll have time to rest when you're dead.”

“I think Hollywood has a class system. The actors are like the inmates, but the truth is they're running the asylum.”

“I don't like to watch my own movies - I fall asleep in my own movies.”

“Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky.”

“One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.”

“I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.”

“I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”