Let's face it some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
“As one cat said to another: Birthdays are like fur balls - the more you have the more you gag.”
“Let's face it some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.”
“One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.”
“I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.”
“I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
