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Robert Orben was a 20th-century American writer and magician. Robert Orben was an American professional comedy writer and magician. He wrote multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and also wrote books for magicians. Read more on Wikipedia →

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  • Religion — Exploring belief systems, worship, and spiritual practice

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