“If you have anything to tell me of importance for God's sake begin at the end.”

“We often say that we fear no invasion from the south but the armies of the south have already crossed the border - American enterprise American capital is taking rapid possession of our mines and...”

“Clothes and courage have much to do with each other.”

“One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.”

“Why is it that when people have no capacity for private usefulness they should be so anxious to serve the public?”

“One loses so many laughs by not laughing at oneself.”

“He was a man take him for all in all I shall not look upon his like again.”

“I am a member of the rabble in good standing.”

“The strongest human instinct is to impart information the second strongest is to resist it.”

“Huius (sapientis) opus unum est de divinis humanisque verum invenire; ab hac numquam recedit religio, pietas, iustitia ...”