“If you have anything to tell me of importance for God's sake begin at the end.”

“We often say that we fear no invasion from the south but the armies of the south have already crossed the border - American enterprise American capital is taking rapid possession of our mines and...”

“Clothes and courage have much to do with each other.”

“Why is it that when people have no capacity for private usefulness they should be so anxious to serve the public?”

“One loses so many laughs by not laughing at oneself.”

“A human being isn't an orchid he must draw something from the soil he grows in.”

“Lo esperado no sucede. Es lo inesperado lo que acontece.”

“Worrying about things that havent happened yet is like riding on the hood of your carwhats the point?”

“The process of mind is mechanical, and the data of the thoughts and imagination can be changed, by changing the experiences and impressions of life.”