“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”

“Time flies. Its up to you to be the navigator.”

“Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.”

“I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.”

“Tax not so bad a voice to slander music any more than once.”

“Difficult do you call it, Sir? I wish it were impossible. [on hearing a famous violinist]”

“He'd call me false and faithless and I've always had a weakness for those two words; next to cruel, they're the nicest words for a woman to hear, and not so hard to earn.”