“A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.”

“Even were a cook to cook a fly he would keep the breast for himself.”

“God pays but not weekly wages.”

“The greater love is a mother's then comes a dog's then a sweetheart's.”

“The woman cries before the wedding the man afterward.”

“When I had money everyone called me brother.”

“This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”

“Hard work should be rewarded by good food.”