“You know there is a thin line between love and hate. Maybe you loved me and didn't realise”

“Angel I've loved you since the first time I laid my eyes on you. It's only ever been you. It will always be you, marry me?”

“No angel. The reason I went with all them girls was to try and get over you. I wake up to you everyday. you send my mind and body into frenzy. I can smell your hair when I close my eyes, or I can i...”

“He moved his head closer to mine and then stopped, his lips a few millimetres away from mine. I couldn't breathe, my heart was racing, but not from the usual fear I had. It was because I wanted to ...”

“I'm not leaving until you stop crying" he stated pulling me down so we were now laying on my bed facing each other”

“You need to have a work with your friend, seriously, she just grabbed my dick!' He whisper yelled at me”

“May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch”

“A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”

“He sat staring before him, seeing nothing but a long line of Mortimers, inexhaustable and prolific to the end of time.”

“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.""I'm only a kid!" I...”

“I'll never see Ivy alive again.But she's still everywhere. In every drop of bubbling swamp water. In every leaf hanging from every tree. In every speck of swamp mud. In every blade of grass. In eve...”

“If you meet an angel, you will have not peace, but a fever.”

“Angel I've loved you since the first time I laid my eyes on you. It's only ever been you. It will always be you, marry me?”