“Strive to follow your big dreams. If you fail, cherish the valuable experience gained during the process. Theres always a second time.”

“Technology fuels economy, unfortunately in todays world its the fuel that drags economy”

“Life is too short to be complicated by rules, live it big”

“Life Sucks. True, but it depends what you let it suck out of you Pain or Fun!”

“High Maintenance; I dont like to live in place that snows a lot, albeit Id love to visit one. I wont marry a super model, albeit date one.”

“Never buy your kid a Puzzle that you can't solve!”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest -- blest beyond what language can express because I am my husband's life as fully as he is m...”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

“When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool, she will not love him again.”

“A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence”

“Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts”

“Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife”