“The secret to happiness is the journey, not the destination.”

“True evil is always petty and often incompetent.”

“Shit down your computer, and restart.”

“Shit down your computer, and restart.”

“You dont need a stage to prove that youre a bad speaker.”

“Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?”

“Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!”

“When first human found life was a virgin then people made it a bitch”