“I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.”

“I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high schools last bastion of patriarchal society.”

“This is what my high school life had becomea horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.”

“Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.”

“If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.”

“This is what my high school life had become—a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.”

“Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.”

“The power to compel is not the same thing as leadership, and one does inspire the other. You are not a leader, Walters, you are a bully and a coward of the worst kind. the fear you believe you insp...”

“If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.”

“The procedure, not yet approved in the United States or in Europe, was a form of stem cell therapy.”