“When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.”

“While it did smash, breaking a bottle over someones head requires a lot more force than movies had led me to believe.”

“Cause I lit him on fire, I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants.”

“Unfortunately, zombies arent very flammable, and it went out instantly.”

“It smelled pretty rank, but I was getting used to the smell of death, as much as anyone could get used to it.”

“This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.”

“Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong.”

“I'm watching her talk. Watching her jaw move and collecting her words one by one as they spill from her lips. I don't deserve them. Her warm memories. I'd like to paint them over the bare plaster w...”

“Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.”