“When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.”

“While it did smash, breaking a bottle over someones head requires a lot more force than movies had led me to believe.”

“Cause I lit him on fire, I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants.”

“Unfortunately, zombies arent very flammable, and it went out instantly.”

“It smelled pretty rank, but I was getting used to the smell of death, as much as anyone could get used to it.”

“This was good, except that now I had two crazed, burning zombies standing between me and the exit, plus another one that wasnt on fire. I had not thought this plan through at all.”

“I don't care where I come from or who you are. I can make you happy, and you make me happy. We could have a happily ever after.”

“Darkness engulfed me...There was no ground below me, no sky above. Only the black, and the cold.”

“Are we all just Dark Age doctors, swearing by our leeches? We crave a greater science. We want to be proven wrong.”

“I'm watching her talk. Watching her jaw move and collecting her words one by one as they spill from her lips. I don't deserve them. Her warm memories. I'd like to paint them over the bare plaster w...”

“Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.”